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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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