- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Shea's sty....

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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