You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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