Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

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