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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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