- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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