- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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