- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Well this is pointless.....

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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