- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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