- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

who's a slut... you're mom

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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