- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Pickles are moist.

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