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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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