Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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baloney sandwich

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Women can vote? wtf

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Anti Joke

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