- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

PENIS that is all

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Girls Lacrosse.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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