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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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