Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

test

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

womans rights...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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