- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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