What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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