- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

white or wheat? wheat please.

Turkey Balls

Penis

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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