A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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