Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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ure mama's so fat

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Jesus Christ

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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hey justin

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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