- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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