- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

the redsox

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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