- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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