How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

knock knock!? . . No.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Sloths

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

ure mama's so fat

woman's rights

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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