women's rights

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Cripples are lame.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Hi what I lug you

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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