- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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