My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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