- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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