- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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