- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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