Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

whats white and sticky glue

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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