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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats green and slimy? green slim

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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