What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

mexicans fishing

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Anti Joke

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