Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Women's rights

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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