Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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