- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Pickles are powerful

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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