- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

my penis

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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