What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...