Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

 

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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