- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why did? Yes

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

womens rights.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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