- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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