Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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