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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A blind man walks into a library.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

I used to know what alzheimers was

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

knock knock whos there? nobody

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