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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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