- Anti Joke

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

i dont fisish anythi

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick