Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Anti Joke

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