- Anti Joke

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Barack Obama.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove