Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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4 hours later.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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