- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

It's all Taggart

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

... Chan chan

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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