- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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