- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.