- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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