What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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