- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Nice belt.

whats up and also down? your mum

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Shea's sty....

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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