I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...