- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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