- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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