How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

knock knock whos there? nobody

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

why are balck people black because they are

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Women's Rights.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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