An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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