Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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diarrhea.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Bitch

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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