- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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