Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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