In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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