- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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