Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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My mom

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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