Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Racial Equality

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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