- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Tilt your screen back .

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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