- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How do you end a sentence

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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