Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

A dog is always in the pushup position.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

su algato es en fuego

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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