- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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