- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What is older than history?

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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