Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What is older than history?

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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