A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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