- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

THE GAME

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A miserable man committed suicide.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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