- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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