- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

feminists.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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